Use your driveway!

I live in a small street with 8 houses in it. A couple of of these houses have more than 1 car. Why the fuck can't these people put these cars on their driveways? One of these pricks even blocked the street the other night because he's too lazy to manoeuvre on to the driveway.

I hope someone drives into that yellow piece of shit Rover across the road from my house, I really do and when it happens #I'm gonna laugh like a mother fucker#. Use your fuckin' driveway. Tell the fella that owns the house to use the driveway as well. You could park about 5 cars on there.

The lesbian with the blue car. Use your fuckin' driveway. It'd take 10 minutes to take that one piece of wood off to make your gates function again. (As a side note, tell your girlfriend to cycle to work faster, she's got a arse like two giant bean bags in a sack).

The girl with the fat arse next door, tell your Dad to stop fuckin' about with the back garden and use those paving stones to make you a driveway. You have the space! Infact give your Dad a break and get that fella to do it for you. You know, the one that turns up once a month and stays for a few days. I assume you're shagging him. Make him do something useful... Build a fuckin' driveway.

To the smack rat that parks at the bottom of the road. Use you're own fuckin' street, you filthy drug addicted wanker.

The dodgy fella at the bottom of the road, the one who grinds up cars in the middle of the night... Use your fuckin' driveway.

Be kind to your neighbours, people, and use your fuckin' driveways.