Saturday, 31 October 2009

"What bike do you have"?










I answer with a question. "Do you know your bikes?" If the answer is no, then I just answer "Yamaha". It's when they ask what kind of bike it is, that they start to feel stupider*. Is it a sports bike? No. You can see the sparks of fear and confusion from the brain, flashing behind the eyes.

Me: It's a muscle bike.
Noob: [Blank face]
Me: It's a road bike?
Noob: [Blank face]
Me: It's a naked bike?
Noob: [Blank face]
Me: It's black.
Noob: I've heard of an R1 I think it is. And GSX..... R. Is that right GSXR?
Me: Yeah, that's right but it's nothing like those bikes.
Noob: [Blank face]

I hate it when non bikers ask. I think I'll get a R1 or a GSXR just to make the conversations easier.

*Yes I know that stupider isn't a real word.


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